Saturday, December 7, 2013

Life Lessons that ‘Devil Wears Prada’ taught me…

So before you start thinking how and why I would culminate life lessons from a classic ‘chick flick’, let me tell you that ‘Devil Wears Prada’ wasn't just a movie. It served as a reminder of things I didn't want to be reminded about. So lets put it this way. Since I’m such a stupid head, this movie seems to blatantly tell me, ‘ The signs are all out there but you’re not doing what you have to do (you dumb fuck)!”  

1) You need to do something you never thought you would do, to realize what you really want!

You know how one year as Miranda Priestley’s (Meryl Streep) assistant at ‘Runway’ magazine can get you a job at any place you want? So there are these jobs that have supposedly great brand names that help you improve your portfolio. Sadly, your interest towards such a job and the weightage it carries for your resume can be very inversely proportional! But guess what?! Working at such a job even for a little while can make you realize what you really crave for.

It says to me “You don’t give a fuck about this spreadsheet, you’re thinking about the aurora borealis effect right now! So who are you kidding?” 

Working as Miranda Priestley’s assistant was necessary for Andrea Sachs (Anne Hathaway) to truly realize who she really was as a person and as a professional. I have a feeling this applies in real life too.

2) Trendy clothes (read superficialities) cannot solve your problems

We all know this already, but end up falling into the trap of a ‘fabulous lifestyle’ where you look great, wear great clothes and are going to great places in those great clothes. So once Andrea shifts her attention towards wearing the perfect clothes and getting the right look, there is no looking back. She starts doing great at her job and starts fitting in with her ultra glam colleagues. But there is also a void in her that starts expanding. A void which she never realized existed, until it was a little too late.

In my head this is what goes on “I get that you like being neatly turned out to work but you are actually supposed to be in distressed jeans and an old flannel shirt doing many more important things"

Now, if you have ever worn a lovely Van Huesen blouse and some neat Carlton London pumps to work, yet have a 5 minute existential crisis everyday at 11.07 AM, as to what you are doing with your skills and energy….then you know exactly what I mean by ‘void’.

3) Snooty and over achieving employees are a real deal 

If you have ever worked, hell even interned at a corporate you would know by now that very real and lifelike versions of Emily (etched in our memories with a great performance by Emily Blunt) do exist! Yes dear people, it is possible to live your job. Such individuals simply modify their personalities over time to ensure that they are compatible with their manager’s. No matter what you do, these people will always make you remember that you’ll never be as good as them, because lets face it…you don’t love your job and they do!

4) Knowingly or unknowingly, wittingly or unwittingly all of us might have to trample somebody else’s aspirations 

It’s not like Andrea wanted to steal away Emily’s dream opportunity of travelling to Paris for fashion week with Miranda, but she ends up doing it. 

Though I hope this isn't always true, I have known the nicest colleagues who have been who have clobbered on somebody’s plans and/or the  victims of clobbering. 

This probably doesn't qualify as clobbering but the other day the security guard told me to sign and then swipe my id card but now I do it the opposite way! Totally badass.

5) They are all learning curves and not mistakes if you are trying to find yourself

So Andrea ends up landing that job at the newspaper house like she always wanted. That's more than a fairytale ending…But the best part is that it isn’t an impossible one! 

It is so difficult to even understand what we want from life, but once we do all the mistakes we made, or we thought we made become such great learning curves. 

Above all, it is important to pursue what you think you deserve to pursue. If a movie tells me the story of somebody who made her share of mistakes, yet is eventually chasing her dreams…that movie is an inspiring account in my books. 



Thursday, October 17, 2013

Anandi’s Friendship Agreement

Hello Non-friends!
This is the Chapter 1 of the ‘Friendship Agreement’ that prospective friends need to read-through and accept if they wish to have comradeship with the creator of this agreement. Based on your performance in the preliminary assessment period* you may be upgraded from ‘friend’ to ‘All-Weather Friend’ to ‘Super Friend’**
The following are compulsory articles of the friendship agreement (I shall refer to myself as the ‘creator’ short for ‘creator of this agreement’ for quick reading and narcissistic purposes):
1)      You must pick-up and drop the creator from and at Mambalam or any other train station she may be coming or going to, while visiting you for ‘hanging out’ purposes with your ungrateful self. The creator cannot drive.No fun shall be made of this.
2)      Preferably one arm distance or a distance of 10 centimeters should be maintained with the creator since she does not like to be ‘koochikoed’.
3)      The creator is by now shocked that her first 2 articles sound a lot like Sheldon Cooper’s but she is going to be extremely chill about it. She suggests that you play along.
4)      The creator will always take care and responsibility of your irresponsible selves during times of alcohol induced frivolity. However, when the time comes (if it comes) you MUST ensure she ingests butter milk at the Chennai International Airport.
5)      The following articles will have subdivisions:

PART I

Life Approaches

a) If you consider yourself to be an individual with a ‘mind of your own’ or in other words ‘mind-of-its-own’, you may come to the creator seeking advice that you would not like to heed but need.
b) If you consider yourself to be a very ‘sane and responsible’ person, you shall not expect the creator to become a friend of yours in such a delusional state of mind.

PART II
             
Food Intake

a)      During events of congenial food intake, the creator shall not entertain the placement of one’s hand on the creator’s plate, no matter how swift the movement of food between plates maybe.
b)      The clinking of ladles and vessels shall not be encouraged. You may contact the creator’s brother, for such sound effects.
c)       A love for food at any place and at all times is a non-negotiable entity. You must erase the word ‘diet’ from memory.

PART III

Social

a)      To respect the creator’s anti-social tendencies is also a non-negotiable entity.b)      The creator may not pick up phone calls or respond to messages; this does not mean that you are not valued as a friend. This means you are a whiny person.

This encapsulates Chapter 1 of the friendship agreement. Chapter 2 of the agreement discusses other aspects in detail. This shall be shared soon.

For a complete reading of ‘Anandi’s Friendship Agreement’ leave a mail at anuthisismyid@gmail.com.

* The duration of the preliminary assessment period will be kept secretive due to selfish purposes

** Super Friend: A rare achievement that has been unlocked by a very few but extremely grateful individuals
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